As of now, somethingexplosive is not touring because we are taking a small break to scout out and discover new parts of the country without being tied down to a schedule.  We’ve always wanted to discover new RV parks and find out which ones were the best.  We also decided that we could possible develop a website that gave the pros and cons rergarding each and every RV park in the nation.  However, that’s a huge project and us musicians simply can’t find the time to do all that.  We just got back from Yellowstone National Park and we loved it.  Yes sir.  It was one of the coolest places we’ve been yet since we stopped touring.  Once we leave there, we will be heading to south dakota.  Why?  Well, we aren’t sure.  It’s one of the only states we haven’t been yet, and because we have obsessive compulsive disorder, we just have to visit all 50 states.  And who knows what’s gonna come after that.  Maybe by then we will become huge stars and be traveling internationally.  I’m not sure about the rest of the guys, but I’d love to go to Australia.  I hear those aussies sure do know how to throw a party.  But in the meantime you’re probably wondering if we will ever go back on tour.  The answer to that question is YES.  We will.

2012 Tour Dates

Tampa, FL

Oh, how we love this city. It has one of the best amphitheaters in the country. It’s called the 1-800-ASK-GARY Amphitheater. Isn’t that name just too funny? 1 800 ASK GARY, in case you didn’t know, is a lawyer referral service in the personal injury space. Now, that is some hardcore promotion going on there! That deal is probably worth millions of dollars for ASK GARY. It’s also one of the most important deals ever made for the personal injury referral firm. I’m sure they are making bank with this deal from LiveNation. Every time you drive by the Amphitheater, you’ll see the sign. And, god forbid, if you ever did get involved in a personal injury accident — who do you most likely think you will call? Yep. Mr. Gary.

Miami, FL

We just had to do it. Miami is one of my favorite cities in the whole wide world. Why? Because of the gorgeous women who are inhabiting this beautiful city. South beach is probably the sexiest beach in the world. We’ll be performing there on the beach in case you didn’t know. Whenever we roll down to Miami Beach, we always play on the beach, and thousands of fans end up crowding around us. Come to think of it, that’s a serious security issue. Perhaps we should hire security at our shows from now on. I mean, I never really thought about it before, but now that I think about it, somebody could seriously get hurt…and when I mean somebody, I mean me or the guys in the band. We’ll have to take a not and keep that in consideration because we want things to be safe for everyone involved.

Well, on that note, that pretty much concludes our tour dates. We really don’t feel like touring anywhere else, especially after our big vacation. Perhaps we will do a bigger tour next year.